Fat Bastard Hawgwash Sweet and Sassy Hickory Smoke Barbeque Sauce

Fat Bastard Hawgwash Sweet and Sassy Hickory Smoke Barbeque Sauce Serving Gourmet Excellence Since 1999.  Health Warning:  Consumer should take CARE when lifting this product, since its mass thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.  ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL:  This product may be addictive and may cause frequent visitation of unwanted guests for dinner.